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The Twelve Days of Christmas, JoeShade Style

Written by H. Fishman on December 21, 2012
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Find out what’s underneath the JoeShade Christmas tree!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight tailgating occasions, Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine football tickets, Eight tailgating occasions, Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten seats on the sideline, Nine football tickets, Eight tailgating occasions, Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven fundraising gifts, Ten seats on the sideline, Nine football tickets, Eight tailgating occasions, Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve track and field meets, Eleven fundraising gifts, Ten seats on the sideline, Nine football tickets, Eight tailgating occasions, Seven spring training tickets, Six little league players, Five lacrosse sticks, Four baseball gloves, Three fishing poles, Two soccer balls, And a red JoeShade umbrella.

Have a happy holiday!