All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth… and a JoeShade Umbrella!

Written by H. Fishman on December 20, 2014

Every body pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is a JoeShade umbrella,
my JoeShade umbrella,
see my JoeShade umbrella!

Gee, if I could only
have my JoeShade umbrella,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”

It seems so long since I could say,
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is a JoeShade umbrella,
my JoeShade umbrella,
see my JoeShade umbrella!

Gee, if I could only
have my JoeShade umbrella,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”